Boston, California.

People are ridiculously stupid. It amazes and amuses me every day.

I had the pleasure of enjoying a visit from Miss Samantha Dolgin two weekends ago. We spent the day shopping, here's what went down at one of our final stops.
Scene: skate/streetwear shop
All the chicks who work in this store are obviously no older than 18 or 19, and Sam starts talking to them about Boston while we are waiting to pay. One girl is interested in how hard they are with ID's but her friend, wow. This chick wanted to know more than just how hard they were on ID's, she needed a geography lesson. Some gems..

"Wow...I've never been to Boston, what's the weather like there?"
"Its pretty similar to here actually, but colder."
"Oh Shit! It's colder? I thought it was mad warm there."
"Nah.... its pretty windy"
"Is it like, a city city?"
"Uh...yeah."
"Oh shit! do you have to drive everywhere?"
-friend cuts in..."Its like a smaller New York, they have trains"
"Well I never knew, I mean..the furthest i've been is Virginia"


Oh really? The farthest you've been is virginia? Well then OF COURSE you havent been to boston. Its way farther than Virginia. The weather there is practically tropical. Silly me.

And they worry about public schools...