your retarted

i have a serious problem with people who cannot spell and/or use proper grammar. go ahead and call me a nerd, dork, loser, spelling/grammar nazi... but i'll call you a fucking dumbass. it amazes me that people who go to Tufts, Harvard... actually, if you got into any college you should be able to differentiate between "your" and "you're" .. when did we cover this, the third grade?? if there's an apostrophe then "re" that means YOU ARE. as in YOU ARE STUPID. if there is no apostrophe-"re" then it's your, like YOUR STUPIDITY APPALLS ME. you OWN your stupidity. get it? it's possessive. it kills me a little bit every time i see someone confuse these two. it hurts me inside.

also, then and than. "if i'm smarter than you, then you're really stupid" this is a very intelligent sentence. save it for future reference. their/there is another case. oh did you want an explanation? look it up! i'm not your elementary school grammar book.

definitely. it's spelled DEFINITELY. not definately. "definitely" means "yes, for sure, it's definite." not "yes, for sure, it's definate." what the fuck is DEFINATE. i've seen so many butchered spellings of this word it makes me want to cry. definately. deffinitely. deffinately. cacophony.

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this nerdy, dorky, loser-ish, spelling/grammar nazi-esque entry has been brought to you by my ovaries. i'm having the worst cramps in history and i'm sorry to have to write my first actual blog on such a boring topic, but hey, it's my blog and i can do whatever the fuck i want. which, btw, i write "im" "its" "well" "were" ... instead of the proper ways with the apostrophes. when you've gotten so good at grammar, the rules don't apply to you.

later bitches