am i engaged?

first of all, i just want to say that i had a fabulous weekend. it was overall a great time with great people. although now the world is spinning and i can't see straight. just a warning that this might not make sense.

so onto the topic of the day... if you didn't know, i'm convinced that i'm rihanna. this started in 2005 when i didn't really know who rihanna was and someone wrote me a message on myspace saying that i look like rihanna. i was like cool, i'm rihanna.

so now i cut my hair like her and dress as her for halloween, which really isn't that hard because i'm already her.

i was googling pics of her from the grammys and there is totes a pic of her wearing a ring on her ring finger?? clearly she's trying to flaunt it by posing with her hand on her face. i was like say what? that's prob not the right finger. but wait, it is! then i stood up and put my back to the computer to double check. yeah, i really did that. so why isn't anyone talking about this?? have they seen the pictures??

ARE RIHANNA AND JAY-Z/JOSH HARTNETT/SHIA LABEOUF/CHRIS BROWN ENGAGED?

i need to know!!!