Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Reason #8050 I'm Quitting My Job

This week my boss made me buy everyone calandars. You know why?
No, not to log meetings. Nope, not to help us stay personally organized. Not even just out the kindness of her icy heart.

She wants me to order everyone day planners so that they can write down a to do list for the next day. Seems normal enough right? Wrong. She then continued on to specify that she wanted these to-do lists to be checked by her every night. Oh and? She excluded only her favorite employee (gag me). On top of all this, we have not missed a single deadline, we have gotten every bit of work done and in on time. We have actually worked out freaking booties off for her.

Really boss? REALLY? Are we five years old? Do you want to check my homework too? Do you want to smell my hands to make sure I washed them? Should I eat my vegetables in front of you? Do I need a hall pass to use the bathroom? CAN I GET A FUCKIN' STICKER?!?

And they wonder why 3 out of 8 employees are planning on leaving before March.


Ways not to run your business 101.

1 comment:

GqueB said...

I didnt know thats why that was on my desk.

I only acknowledged it today when I took the sticker off of the cover and rolled it up and in a temporary juvenile moment pretended I was smoking a cigarette.

True story.