We landed a big account on tuesday and the boss took us out for celebratory drinks. Here's a little snipet of our conversation, Ill change the names for fun but. You know who you are you dirty freak. (just kidding i love you)
Lisa: So this guy basically dates her, and then tells her that he was never attracted to her or even liked her and only took her out to help himself get ahead
Sasha: What an asshole!
Lisa: AND listen to this, the man masturbates with CONDIMENTS! And now they're married.
Me: Wait....condiments?
Lisa: Yep. Mustard, Ketchup, Mayo, whatever. WHO.DOES.THAT?
::pause::
Zach:......What... kind of mustard?
hahaha. classic.
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i want to meet "zach" next month when i come to new york
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