where in the world is... justin timberlake?

so the grammy's happened sunday night, along with the dumbass pro bowl who nobody gives a shit about. anyway, i would have said a few words about "the biggest night in music" yesterday, but, i had work training all f'ing day in springfield, MA. in case you don't know anything about springfield, MA, let me clue you in: there is nothing to know about springfield, MA. it was a horrendous day.

so the grammy's. apparently 3 million of last year's viewers decided to read instead. maybe listen to Best Spoken Word Album "The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream" by Barack Obama!! either that, or maybe they watched some Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. nobody knows. i'm pretty sure this was because justin timberlake was MIA. justin timberlake knows how to get the viewers. sure, the ghost of frank sinatra was cool, and so was beyonce and tina turner's spasmodic duet, but come on now. can we get some non-dead pre-menopausal performers.

speaking of people in music who are missing, where are Lil' Wayne and T.I. ??! sad.

ALTHOUGH, i must say, i cried during kanye's tribute to his mother. that was touching.

love you like amy winehouse loves crack cocaine,
LE OUT.