Dear Starbucks,
I don't know if anyone's told you, but its illegal to put coke/crack/speed and other addictive drugs in beverages that you sell to the public. You're ruining my life and wallet. Please stop.
sincerly,
Jenna
I swore I would never do it. We grew up on $1.50 dunk's: regular coffee that tastes booomb. Now here I am in NYC, strategically placed across the street from a starbucks, where I discovered the power of the triple-grande-skinny-cinnamon-dolce-latte. Fuckin' thing's 6 bucks.
SIX DOLLA!
FOR A COFFEE?!?!
I could get a damn sang and a soda for the price of my deliciously awesome cafe beverage, I know. I try not to go back for more..but I'm addicted. What can I say. Its damn delish. Is there a Latte Addicts Anon (LAA if you will) meeting that I can attend? Perhaps an anti-starbucks seminar? Why do they call it a latte? Because it costs a latte, and it takes a latte time to make. Fact.
I'm off...latte time. Spare yourself and never sample this amazing beverage.
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