there is no way that the rules of the olden days can still apply today. sometimes, you just gotta adjust to accommodate unexpected changes or shifts. just like when every student gets a 50 on an exam, the teacher has to grade on a curve so that the whole class doesn't fail. similarly, i think God will (or at least should, or else we're all fucking screwed) give us some leeway.
do you even know all the shit that can damn you to the fiery pits of hell? pretty much ANYTHING you do either causes cancer or guarantees you a spot down under. there is no way God wants the entire universe to end up in hell. like the whole no sex before marriage thing. uh, okay. like that's gonna happen. if that holds true, everyone i know is going to hell.
i'm not positive, but i think The Big Guy will let some things slide.
otherwise i'll see you in hell.
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as a result of this entry i googled
'things that make you go to hell'
let me tell you, there are some scary hell related websites online. I didnt even know fire and brimstone existed on the interweb. as a result of that finding adam googled brimstone, turns out there are no pictures of brimstone.... where was i going with this? no idea.
see you in hell.
addition to previous comment. if anyone has any questions about who's going to hell
(to clarify, its everyone)
you can visit this helpful site. no joke.
www.yourgoingtohell.com
the best thing about this site, is they spelled you're incorrectly. hahaha who's going to hell now bitch?!?!
I would like to think that I am not going down there but yea it might just happen.
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